Splish splosh

Have you ever worn a clean crisp white shirt/top and spilt something colourful down yourself?

Do you remember how it slowed right down into slow motion, and as you frantically tried to catch it you just weren't quick enough?

Imagine standing behind a patient who has explosive diarrhoea which finds its way out of the patient and splashes on to the floor. I experienced that slow motion moment! Except I didn't try and catch it. I just hoped that it hadn't in any way got on to me or my shoes!